ULTRA-CONDENSED Version of 2001: A Space Odyssey (The Novel)
HAL:
I'm evil. ''(kills astronauts)''
Dave Bowman:
I must shut you down now, HAL.
HAL:
Daisy, Daisy...
Dave Bowman:
Now I must finish this mission alone.
''(STRANGE THINGS happen, and they MAKE SENSE.)''
Reader:
Wow. I understand the movie now.
THE END
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